officially in the middle of
officially in the middle of nowhere. thank god for some good tunes.
Old dance related body aches only involving my knees, ankles and just for fun my shin splints, decide to start acting up just when I have two nights planned that involve 4 inch heels. I might actually be crawling into work on Tuesday.
Lenski affair →
This exchange is already approaching legendary status, but I suppose one more link doesn’t hurt. Richard Lenski’s response to a Conservapedia hack who attacked him for his work on evolution of e.coli bacteria is probably the best creationist-bashing I’ve read. It’s intelligent, thorough, and witty — I actually laughed out loud. (via science) “In other words, it’s not that we claim to have...
1. Tumblrs who desperately try to become famous by piggybacking the notoriety of fellow bloggers. [Origin: 2008; Bottom Feeder + Leech]
The office softball shirts here! An excuse to wear a t-shirt at work! I am so happy!
Molly Perry's Why did I eat tacos? →
I am so frightening on pause.
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Dear LA drivers,
Please, please, please do not honk at me when I am parallel parking. I am sorry that you are in such a hurry to get to your audition (don’t lie, I saw the script when you drove by) but it isn’t my fault you are running late(or are annoying). What I am doing is legal and normal and you probably suck so leave me and the Rav alone. Thank you. Your favorite Hyde, Hyde
Five things you can do with your cell phone:
Pretty cool, some I knew, some i didn’t. Here you go. 1. Worldwide Emergency number is 112, so if you find yourself in a pickle and out of your coverage area, dial those three lucky numbers. The phone will search any existing network to establish the emergency number anywhere in the world. Also, it can be dialed even on locked keypads. 2. Locked your keys in the car and the spare is at...
In art there is only one thing that matters: what cannot be explained.– Georges Braque
Hyde: Well, I was just saying that...
Molls: I'm sorry, I got distracted, is that a copy of Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married on your table?
Wimbledon hires shooters to solve pigeon problem →
I hate pigeons and I am a good shot. Also, around this time of year I happen to catch a fierce case of Wimbledon Fever…I wish I knew about this, I would have applied. via emilyposts
IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!– Kanye West *I love him.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.– Groucho Marx
there were some dinosaurs on the metro this... →
My introduction to the Gawker Media world. I was lucky. It was easy, painless, and on the train. Many are not so fortunate. (via itsbedtime)