“Critical Rules for Surviving LA:
1. Look both ways before crossing the streets, and don’t jaywalk. Not only will you get a ticket, someone in a bmw roadster will run you over.
2. Don’t talk to strangers, unless they are famous or an agent.
3. If someone tells you it’s a good idea to go swimming in the La Brea tarpits, tell them they are liars…then walk down the street to my house and say hi :)”
— My survival guide for Ronen. Man, I slay myself…too funny. :)
