- mel: i know who can solve the auto industry problem!
- molly: i ride the bus. whatevs.
- mel: VIN DIESEL.
- mel: His last name is DIESEL for crissakes.
- mel: cars are in his blood.
- molly: he'll wrinkle his brow all mad-like at the GM guys and say, "Don't make me come over there."
- mel: and then he'll drive a 454 Mustang off the top of a Guatemalan oil tanker to his fortress in the clouds
- molly: what about the rest of the reunited cast? can they help?
- mel: fuck no. paul walker looks like a lost golden retriever
- molly: michelle rodriguez would just shiv somebody for booze
- mel: and jordana brewster is two years away from looking like your dad's favorite leather couch.
- molly: she's got a great rack.
- mel: don't distract me. I've got big problems to solve with my friend vin.
- mel: if you can't reach me, i'm in his other fortress. The underwater one.
- mel: we race souped up dolphins.
Reblogged from oh my goodness.
